To the spectral pranksters of the world – may your slime be ever-sticky, your whispers ever-chilling, and your poltergeist abilities always perfectly timed to ruin a perfectly good afternoon tea. This one's for you. And also, perhaps a little bit to those steadfastly skeptical individuals who refuse to believe in anything they can't measure with a protractor and a healthy dose of cynicism. Your unwavering disbelief fuels the very essence of this ghostly caper. Thank you for your unwitting contribution to the grand tapestry of the paranormal, and for providing the perfect targets for some hilariously mischievous spirits.